Canadian Arts Report (cbc.ca)

I stole this from Heather.

EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS

FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: Lisa

FIRST SCHOOL: St. Robert Bellarmine (Uncle Fred used to say he wasn't a real saint, because everybody knows that saints don't have last names.)

FIRST CELL PHONE: an LG – I miss that phone.

FIRST FUNERAL: Either Great Aunt Barbara or Great Grandpa.

FIRST PET: Kitty, a stray that my brother started feeding behind Former Father's back.

FIRST BIG TRIP: The first one was in 1968 to California. We drove Aunt Carol's car to her and then flew home. I only remember the flight home, so I guess the first real Big Vacation I truly remember was the family trip to California in 1973.

FIRST FIGHT: I'm not sure I've ever had a real fight. I might have punched my little brother on occasion, but not a fight.

FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: Randolph Mantooth.

FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY?: I live in Detroit. I'm sure it was a trip to Canada but God only knows when.

FIRST JOB: Other than babysitting, it was Burger King in 1980.

FIRST MYSPACE FRIEND: Clarity

EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS

LAST PERSON YOU HUGGED: Aunt Colleen or Uncle Jim on Sunday after our trip to Kalamazoo to see/hear my cousin playing in the Western Michigan University Band.

LAST CAR RIDE: Ride? To Kalamazoo on Sunday. Last time I drove a car was yesterday when I was running my errands: Target, Merchant's, Farm Market.

LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: Yesterday.

LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: I watched Finding Nemo last night as absolutely nothing was on. I watched a bunch on Saturday.

LAST FOOD YOU ATE: Some fancy chocolates a co-worker brought in because in his culture when you have a baby boy you hand out chocolate.

LAST ITEM BOUGHT: Mushrooms, garlic, one white onion, apple cider, half & half, and potatoes at the farm market.

LAST SHIRT WORN: I wore my Le Tour de France t-shirt last night.

LAST PHONE CALL: Martha, she's a good friend.

LAST TEXT MESSAGE: The Libertarian last Thursday when I text him to inform him that there was a squirrel comfortably ensconced on top of my air conditioner between the windows.

LAST THING YOU TOUCHED: My cell phone to check what my last text message was.

LAST FUNERAL: Hattie from church.

LAST TIME AT THE MALL: Vegas, I think, but it wasn't a real mall, it was one of those shopping areas inside a casino/hotel.

LAST TIME YOU WERE EXCITED FOR SOMETHING: A month or so ago when the Tigers were winning in the postseason..

LAST PERSON YOU SAW: One of my co-workers.

LAST THING YOU DRANK: Chamomile tea.

LAST PERSON THAT BROKE YOUR HEART: Tikal - he might have been a cat, but he was the love of my life and losing him broke my heart. I'm too hard-hearted to let a PERSON do that to me.

LAST TIME YOU WERE REALLY HONESTLY HAPPY?: I guess when the Tigers won the AL Pennant.