Two More Surveys Stolen From Clarity

I stole two more surveys from Clarity.

*If I were a month, I'd be: August

*If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday

*If I were a time of day, I'd be: 4:00 p.m.

*If I were a planet, I'd be: Mercury

*If I were a sea animal, I'd be: a sting ray

*If I were a direction, I'd be: North West

*If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a big, comfy chair

*If I were a sin, I'd be: sloth

*If I were a historical figure, I'd be: an Aztec

*If I were a liquid, I'd be: a margarita

*If I were a tree, I'd be: an aspen

*If I were a bird, I'd be: a robin

*If I were a flower, I'd be: Gerbera daisy

*If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: mostly sunny.

*If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: gargoyle

*If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: violin

*If I were an animal, I'd be: rhinoceros

*If I were a colour, I'd be: black

*If I were an emotion, I'd be: depression

*If I were a vegetable, I'd be: an artichoke

*If I were a sound, I'd be: a yell

*If I were an element, I'd be: fire

*If I were a car, I'd be: a Mini-Cooper

*If I were a song, I'd be: "Atmosphere" by Joy Division

*If I were a movie, I'd be: "Before Sunset."

*If I were a food, I'd be: PB&L sandwich (Peanut Butter & Lettuce)

*If I were a place, I'd be: Detroit with a touch of San Francisco.

*If I were a material, I'd be: rayon

*If I were a taste, I'd be: vanilla malt

*If I were a scent, I'd be: honeydew

*If I were a religion, I'd be: Catholic

*If I were a word, I'd be: Change.

*If I were an object, I'd be: a book

*If I were a body part, I'd be: legs

*If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a yawn

*If I were a subject in school, I'd be: spelling

*If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Eyeore

*If I were a shape, I'd be: a trapezoid

*If I were a number, I'd be: 7.

Survey #2

Last Cigarette: college…so long ago, I couldn't even tell you the year (1985?)
Last Alcoholic Drink: last night, Guinness
Last Car Ride: Ride? Um, Friday night to the symphony with Brian and Darrell
Last Kiss: Bloody hell…this is pathetic. I don't have a freaking clue.
Last Good Cry: Saturday
Last Library Book: No clue, I'm a book-buyer.
Last book bought: Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception
Last Book Read: Smokescreen by Kyle Mills (Highly Recommend, along with the rest of his books)
Last Movie Seen in Theatres: Shrek2 or Harry Potter III
Last Movie Rented: "Super Size Me"
Last Cuss Word Uttered: ass
Last Beverage Drank: chamomile tea
Last Food Consumed: Steve's veggie creole from Tenny Street
Last Crush: I've given up on crushes.
Last Phone Call: My boss calling to ask me to photocopy something for him, after he apologised for bothering me.
Last TV Show Watched: I watched an ABC Family Movie last night, "Everything You Want." Does that count? If not, TV show?????? I think it was "Queer Eye for the Texas Guy."
Last Time Showered: this morning in my downstairs apartment after sleeping my upstairs apartment.
Last Shoes Worn: Wearing my all-black Chucks as I type.
Last CD Played: Listening to CD#4 from Left of the Dial.
Last Item Bought: Pizza for my cousin Glen who helped me move on Saturday.
Last Download: pictures from webshots.
Last Annoyance: Moving!
Last Disappointment: Finding out how few friends I actually have
Last Soda Drank: I so rarely drink soda, but it was probably a Vernor's at Grandma's on Easter. I think that's what she had or was it a Caffeine Free Coke?
Last Thing Written: The sentence above.
Last Key Used: My desk key
Last Words Spoken: I have no absolutely no idea.
Last Sleep: last night.
Last Ice Cream Eaten: Homemade vanilla ice cream from TJ's with their famous Carlotta Chocolatta Cheesecake (double chocolate cheesecake with ice cream and hot fudge)
Last Chair Sat In: The desk chair where my butt is firmly planted right now.
Last Webpage Visited: amazon.com – to figure out the name of the new Artemis Fowl book.