Another stolen survey from Clarity

As usual, I stole this from Clarity. The things I have done are capitalised.

01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. CLIMBED A MOUNTAIN
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. BEEN INSIDE THE GREAT PYRAMID
06. Held a tarantula (could have, but I was too big of a wimp)
07. Taken a bath with someone
08. SAID I LOVE YOU AND MEANT IT (not romantically)
10. Done a strip tease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. STAYED UP ALL NIGHT LONG AND WATCHED THE SUNRISE (over the Golden Gate Bridge – in theory, but it was too bloody foggy to see anything)
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. GONE TO A HUGE SPORTS GAME
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. GROWN AND EATEN YOUR OWN VEGETABLES (Does my dad's garden count since I had to do the weeding?)
19. Touched an iceberg
20. SLEPT UNDER THE STARS
21. CHANGED A BABY'S DIAPER
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower
24. GOTTEN DRUNK OFF CHAMPAGNE
25. GIVEN MORE THAN YOU CAN AFFORD TO CHARITY
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27. HAD AN UNCONTROLLABLE GIGGLING FIT AT THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT
28. Had a food fight
29. Bet on a winning horse
30. Called in sick when you were not ill
31. ASKED OUT A STRANGER
32. HAD A SNOWBALL FIGHT
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34. SCREAMED AS LOUD AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN
35. Held a lamb
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
38. TAKEN AN ICE COLD BATH (okay, my aunt said it was tepid, but it felt ice cold to 104 degreed skin)
39. HAD A MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION WITH A BEGGAR
40. Seen a total eclipse
41. RIDDEN A ROLLERCOASTER
42. Hit a home run (shit, I don't think I've ever gotten a base hit)
43. FIT THREE WEEKS INTO THREE DAYS
44. DANCED LIKE A FOOL AND NOT CARED WHO WAS LOOKING
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47. ACTUALLY FELT HAPPY ABOUT YOUR LIFE; EVEN JUST FOR A MOMENT
48. Had two hard drives for your computer
49. Visited all 50 states/every county
50. LOVED YOUR JOB (not my present job – which I like)
51. TAKEN CARE OF SOMEONE WHO WAS SHITFACED
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53. HAD AMAZING FRIENDS (HAVE AMAZING FRIENDS)
54. DANCED WITH A STRANGER IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY
55. Watched wild whales
56. Stolen a sign
57. Backpacked in Europe
58. TAKEN A ROAD TRIP
59. ROCK CLIMBING (it wasn't a cliff, just a huge ass rock)
60. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice (I don't even understand the question)
61. Midnight walk on the beach
62. Visited Ireland
63. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
64. IN A RESTAURANT; SAT WITH A STRANGER AND HAD A MEAL WITH THEM
65. Visited Japan
66. Benchpressed your own weight
67. Milked a cow
68. ALPHABETISED YOUR RECORDS/CDs
69. Pretended to be a superhero
70. Sung karaoke
71. LOUNGED ALL DAY IN BED
72. Posed nude in front of strangers
73. Scuba diving
74. Got it on to "let's get it on" by Marvin Gaye
75. Kissed in the rain
76. PLAYED IN THE MUD
77. PLAYED IN THE RAIN
78. GONE TO A DRIVE-THRU MOVIE
79. DONE SOMETHING YOU SHOULD REGRET...BUT DON'T
80. Visited the Great Wall of China
81. Discovered that someone who wasn't supposed to discover your blog had discovered it.
82. Dropped Windows in favor of something better – NOT YET, but the thought is there.
83. Started a business
84. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
85. TOURED ANCIENT SITES
86. Taken a martial arts class – Hell no, although the ex wanted me to.
87. Swordfought for the honor of a woman
88. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
89. Gotten married
90. Been in a movie
91. CRASHED A PARTY (a wedding)
92. LOVED SOMEONE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
93. Had sex at the office restaurant
94. Gone without food for five days – No, but I should starting now!!!!
95. MADE COOKIES FROM SCRATCH
96. Won first prize in a costume contest
97. Ridden a gondola in Venice
98. Gotten a tattoo
99. FOUND THAT THE TEXTURE OF SOME MATERIALS TURN YOU ON
100. Rafted the Snake River
101. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
102. Got flowers no reason.
103. Masturbated in a public place.
104. Got so drunk you don't remember anything.
105. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
106. PERFORMED ON STAGE
107. BEEN TO LAS VEGAS
108. Recorded music
109. Eaten shark
110. Gone to Thailand
111. Seen Siouxsie live
112. Bought a house
113. Been in a combat zone
114. Buried one/both of your parents
115. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
116. BEEN ON A CRUISE SHIP
117. Spoken more than one language fluently.
118. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
119. Bounced a check
120. Performed in Rocky Horror
121. READ – AND UNDERSTOOD – YOUR CREDIT REPORT
122. Raised children
123. Recently bought and played with favorite childhood toy
124. FOLLOWED YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER ON TOUR – driven to Chicago to see a favorite band – does that count?
125. Created and named your own constellation of stars
126. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
127. FOUND OUT SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT THAT YOUR ANCESTORS DID
128. CALLED OR WRITTEN YOUR CONGRESS PERSON/MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT
129. PiCKED UP AND MOVED TO ANOTHER CITY JUST TO START OVER (and back again)
130. MORE THAN ONCE?
131. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge/Q E II Bridge (Pathetic. I lived in SF for four years and never walked across the blasted bridge)
132. SANG LOUDLY IN YOUR CAR AND DIDN'T STOP WHEN SOMEONE WAS LOOKING
133. Had an abortion or your female partner did
134. Had plastic surgery
135. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived
136. Wrote articles for a large publication
137. Lost over 100 pounds
138. Held someone while they were having a flashback
139. Piloted an airplane
140. PET A STINGRAY
141. Broken someone's heart
142. Helped an animal give birth
143. Been fired or laid off from a job
144. Won money on a T.V. game show
145. BROKEN A BONE
146. Killed a human being
147. Gone on an African photo safari – but I definitely want to
148. RIDDEN A MOTORCYCLE (unless this means rode it all by my lonesome
149. DRIVEN ANY LAND VEHICLE AT A SPEED OF GREATER THAN 100 MPH
150. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
151. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
152. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild.
153. Ridden a horse
154. HAD A MAJOR SURGERY (tonsils and cervical diskectomy)
155. Had sex on a moving train
156. Had a snake as a pet
157. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
158. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing - That would be nice
159. SLEPT FOR MORE THAN 30 HOURS OVER THE COURSE OF 48 HOURS (pretty sure I have)
160. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
161. Visited all 7 continents
162. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
163. Eaten kangaroo meat
164. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground – Not yet
165. Been a sperm or egg donor
166. EATEN SUSHI Yes, but not sashimi.
167. Had your picture in the newspaper.
168. Had 2 (or more) healthy relationships for over a year in your life. (Shit! I've only had one relationship and it was definitely not healthy.)
169. CHANGED SOMEONE'S MIND ABOUT SOMETHING YOU FELT DEEPLY ABOUT
170. Gotten someone fired for their actions
171. Gone back to school. Hell no, and I'm proud of that! ;-)
172. Parasailed – This ranks up there with bungee jumping and parachuting.
173. Changed your name
174. Pet a cockroach – Hell, I'm not sure I've ever seen one.
175. Eaten fried green tomatoes - Never even saw the movie
176. READ THE ILIAD
177. SELECTED AN IMPORTANT AUTHOR YOU MISSED IN SCHOOL AND READ
178. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
179. ...and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
180. TAUGHT YOURSELF AN ART FROM SCRATCH (my version of art which is not like real art)
181. Killed and prepared an animal for eating - I'm a vegetarian, kids.
182. Apologised to someone years after inflicting the hurt - No, but I know someone who could apologise to me and I know it'll never happen.
183. Skipped all your school reunions – I should have, but I've been to two (Five Year and 20 Year)
184. COMMUNICATED WITH SOMEONE WITHOUT SHARING A COMMON LANGUAGE
185. Been elected to public office
186. Written your own computer language – I can't even write the one I "learned" in college.
187. THOUGHT TO YOURSELF THAT YOU'RE LIVING OUT YOUR DREAMS
188. HAD TO PUT SOMEONE YOU LOVE INTO HOSPICE CARE – Not me personally, but the family did.
189. Built your own PC from parts
190. Sold your artwork to someone who didn't know you.
191. Had a booth at a street fair
192. DYED YOUR HAIR
193. Been a DJ
194. Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
195. Written your own role playing game
196. Been arrested
197. Shot someone – with a water pistol?
198. Sang a solo in public, while sober
199. Kissed a hummingbird......?
200. Given birth
201. Eaten some tree-bark – Did a 6 year old boy write this?
202. BAKED YOUR OWN BREAD FROM SCRATCH: Years ago
203. Braided the bread
204. Foraged and eaten wild food, and/or used wild herbs as medicine – Do Aloe vera plants count?
205. Climbed a waterfall
206. WALKED IN TOTAL DARKNESS – In Yellowstone camping with three wild buffalo/bison between me and the restrooms. Good times.
207. Went snorkling in the Great Barrier Reef – No, but I have off the Florida Keys.
208. BEEN MISTAKEN AS SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX, AND THEY NEVER REALISED IT. Too many times by stupid old people.
209. Had a supernatural experience.
210. Performed at a poetry reading
211. BEEN TO A FETISH PARTY
212. Been strip searched
213. Gotten a lapdance at a strip club
214. Gotten hate mail from something of yours that had been published
215. MET SOMEONE IN PERSON YOU KNEW ONLINE – Many times and the majority of them turned out well (as long as we're not discussing on-line dating)
216. Cross-dressed
217. TOLD YOUR BOSS OFF AND QUIT YOUR JOB – Told the boss off at my old job at B.K., but didn't quit and he couldn't fire me.
218. Held a Hummingbird – Hell no, they're so delicate, I'd be scared I'd hurt it.